For Courage In the Face of Indignities and Invasive Medical Procedures

and

Righteous Protest Against Pokes, Pricks, & Prods

The Order Most Old of Turtles, Guinea Pigs, and Toads

award to

James Michael Samuell

The

Legion of Meritorious Bravery

(and one free hug from a grandparent)

under our seal this day 12-12-06